Post by reginacatriona on Feb 21, 2013 22:43:42 GMT -6
• Never name a pig Babe. Makes ‘em too hard to digest.
• Avoid bumble bees. Their little wings flap faster than little white legs can run.
• Don’t dog paddle in a pond full of snappin’ turtles.
• Two can live as cheap as one if Mama Mary gives me half of all her food.
• The trouble with pit bulls is that people treat ‘em bad. They’re quite sociable if not baited.
• Don’t sell your collar to buy a lease.
• Don’t corner a varmint meaner than you.
• Be the meanest creature in your own yard.
• If it’s rainin’, go inside and turn the yard over to the hounds.
• Avoid bumble bees. Their little wings flap faster than little white legs can run.
• Don’t dog paddle in a pond full of snappin’ turtles.
• Two can live as cheap as one if Mama Mary gives me half of all her food.
• The trouble with pit bulls is that people treat ‘em bad. They’re quite sociable if not baited.
• Don’t sell your collar to buy a lease.
• Don’t corner a varmint meaner than you.
• Be the meanest creature in your own yard.
• If it’s rainin’, go inside and turn the yard over to the hounds.